Polish Remover?

A Polish man moved to the United States and married an American girl. Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he rushed into a lawyer’s office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him “very quick.” The lawyer said that the speed for getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions: Lawyer: “Have you any grounds?” Man: “YA, YA, acre and half and nice little home.” Lawyer: “No,” I mean what is the foundation of this case?” Man: “It made of concrete.” Lawyer: “Does either of you have a real grudge?” Man: “No, we have carport, and not need one.” Lawyer: “I mean, what are your relations like?” Man: “All my relations still in Poland.” Lawyer: “Is there any infidelity in your marriage?” Man: “Ya, we have hi- fidelity stereo set and good DVD player.” Lawyer: Does your wife beat you up?” Man: “No, I always up before her.” Lawyer: “WHY do you want this divorce?” Man: “She going to kill me.” Lawyer: “What makes you think that?” Man: “I got proof. Lawyer: “What kind of proof?” Man: “She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read, and it says, “Polish Remover.