Three blokes in PUB!

Three bloke's in a pub, a Pole, a Paki and a Brit.

The Pole drinks his pint down and throws his empty glass up into the air. He then pulls out a pistol and shoots the glass to pieces. He turns to his two drinking buddies and says that "In Poland glasses are so cheap, that we never need to drink out of the same one twice!"

The Paki drinks his pint down and throws his glass up into the air. He then pulls out an AK47 and blasts the glass to pieces. He turns to his two drinking buddies and says that "In Pakistan we have so much sand to make gasses with, that we never need drink out of the same one twice!"

The Brit, not to be outdone, drinks his pint down and throws his glass up into the air. He pulls a pump action shotgun out and shoots both the Pole and the Paki stonecold dead! He then turns to the bartender and says "In England we have that many Pole's and Paki's, that you never need drink with the same two twice!"