A Chemist returns to his shop, after he had to pop out on an errand. On returning amd entering, he finds a man leaning against the wall. He ask's his assistant "What's wrong with him?"
His assistant replies that "He came in to get something for a cough. But I couldn't find anything, so I gave him a whole bottle of laxatives instead!"
The Chemist is rather alarmed by this revellation, and say's " You bloody IDIOT! You can't treat a cough with laxatives."
Where upon his assistant replies "Sure you can! You look at him? He's too bloody terrified to cough now!"
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