Thursday, 16 July 2009

The next train is late because?

Important Bloke: Now listen guys, the customers are getting irritated by trains being delayed and cancelled. We've got to come up with some new excuses to catch the imagination of the young. Any ideas?

Less important bloke: What about the train's being re-designed with designer wheels and paint?

Important Bloke: may work, try again

Less important bloke: the train suddenly turned into a pineapple and flew off to Mars with a flying hippo called Cyril.

Important Bloke: I like it, but its maybe a little over the top

Boring and even less important bloke: what about we say it caught fire

Important bloke: oh all right then...

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