Two White Hunter's out walking through the deepest darkest jungle on a hunting expedition. They enter into a clearing and the sudden bright sunshine momentarily blinds them, on their becoming accustomed to the sunshine after the dark gloom of the interior they notice a lion is sat in the middle of the clearing licking its arse.
The first White Hunter says to the second White Hunter "Thats an unusual sight! to see a lion licking it's arse!"
Where upon the second White Hunter replies "No!, not really, that lion has just eaten a nigger and is now trying to get the taste out of its mouth!"
Tuesday 27 November 2007
Monday 26 November 2007
What has a 9v battery in common with a womans arsehole?
What has a 9v battery and a woman's arshole got in common?
You know its wrong!, but sooner or later you know you are going to touch it with your tongue!
You know its wrong!, but sooner or later you know you are going to touch it with your tongue!
Monday 19 November 2007
The Three F's
There are three F's in life.
- One is fighting.
- One is fucking.
- One is fishing.
The first I have given up almost entirely, advancing years mean one is no longer as nimble as one used to be, with the resultant implications that it holds.
The second is on the wane, its quite often the case that after a hard days work, its me that has the headache.
Reduction of the first two leaves only the third, which is strong as ever.
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