Thursday 25 June 2009
VINNIE COLLECTS AND DOESN'T GO TO JAIL
A very amusing adaptation of an already very funny scene from the film "Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels".
Wednesday 24 June 2009
Welcome to the Layer Cake! Son!
Probably one of the best scenes in the film. Eddie Temple (Michael Gambon) gives a facts-of-life speech to Daniel Craig.
Shot guns, what like guns that fire shots.
Another funny clip from the film "Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels".
Friday 12 June 2009
Safetynut!
We all love health 'n' safety - it's enriched all our lives as well as the bank balances of many consultants. In this edition, learn how to avoid death when crossing your drive by implementing a handful of common sense safeguards.
Convaluted relations, country music!
A parody country music song with hints of the bizarre! Video looks like it could be made with a version of the Sims? either way, a very funny song. "Im my own Grandpa" by Ray Stephens.
7 DRUNKEN NIGHTS with all lyrics
Seven Drunken Nights.Irish Song. This version by,Kilkenny Brothers.
Lyrics:{timing was a bit off in video,{WAS NEW to movie maker at the time lol}
As I came home on Monday night as drunk as drunk could be
I saw a horse outside the door where my old horse should be
So I called me wife and I said to her: Will you kindly tell to me
Who owns that horse outside the door where my old horse should be?
Ah, you're drunk,
you're drunk you silly old fool,
still you can not see
That's a lovely sow that me mother sent to me
Well, many is a day I've traveled a hundred miles or more
But a sow with a saddle on sure I never seen before
Now as I came home on Tuesday night as drunk as drunk could be
I saw a coat behind the door where my old coat should be
So I called me wife and I said to her: Will you kindly tell to me
Who owns that coat behind the door where my old coat should be
Ah, you're drunk,
you're drunk you silly old fool,
still you can not see
That's a lovely blanket that me mother sent to me
Well, many is a day I've traveled a hundred miles or more
But buttons in a blanket sure I never seen before
And as I went home on Wednesday night as drunk as drunk could be
I saw a pipe up on the chair where my old pipe should be
Well, I called the wife and I said to her: Will you kindly tell to me
Who owns that pipe up on the chair where my old pipe should be
Ah, you're drunk,
you're drunk you silly old fool,
still you can not see
That's a lovely tin whistle that me mother sent to me
Well, it's many a day I've traveled a hundred miles or more
But tobacco in a tin whistle sure I never seen before
And as I went home on Thursday night as drunk as drunk could be
I saw two boots beneath the bed where my two boots should be
Well, I called me wife and I said to her: Will you kindly tell to me
Who owns those boots beneath the bed where my old boots should be
Ah, you're drunk,
you're drunk you silly old fool,
still you can not see
They're two lovely Geranium pots me mother sent to me
Well, it's many a day I've traveled a hundred miles or more
But laces in Geranium pots I never seen before
And as I went home on Friday night as drunk as drunk could be
I saw a hat upon the bed where my old hat should be
Well, I called me wife and I said to her: Will you kindly tell to me
Who owns that head upon the bed where my old head should be
Ah, you're drunk,
you're drunk you silly old fool,
Still you can not see
That's a baby boy that my mother send to me
Hey, it's many a day I've traveled a hundred miles or more
But a baby boy with whiskers on I've never seen before.
And of course the other lyrics at the end of the video. Featuring{without the music} the two last verses which the Dubliner's Version weren't allowed to sing.
The Bricklayer's Lament - by Gerard Hoffnung
From Gerard Hoffnung's 1958 Oxford Address.
Hoffnung, a cartoonist, tubist, impresario, broadcaster and public speaker was aged just 33 at the time of this performance. Unfortunately he died of a brain haemorrhage the following year.
Funny Health & Safety - Bricklayer Story - Terry Neason LIVE
Terry Neason tells her version of funny Health & Safety builder's story. Based on the old Gerard Hoffnung tale.
Top 10 funniest Health & Safety Pictures you will ever see!
Some days we all do stupid things at work, but these pictures take the stupid to a whole new level.
Phil Kay - Comedy Health and Safety Video FULL VERSION
Back by popular demand, here is the full version of the Comedy Health and Safety Video starring the Scottish comedian Phil Kay. This is a REAL H&S video that was made for a company in Scotland. In the short version, he mention that he sat through the H&S induction at the company before he proposed making this video and was shocked to find it one of the most boring things he had ever been forced to suffer through! he vowed to make the induction more fun and this was the result. Let me know what yo think. :)
Wednesday 10 June 2009
Hot Buttock's!
A sketch from The Mick Molloy Show featuring Tony Martin as John Laws and Mick Molloy as his chauffeur. This sketch went to air shortly after the infamous 'cash for comments' scandal.
Monday 8 June 2009
Monday 1 June 2009
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