Eskimo on holiday

An Eskimo goes on holiday to Wales, he hire's a car to get about with while he's on holiday.

Everything is alright for the first few days, then the car starts to play up. Eventually one day it packs up all together, leaving him stuck on a desolate road on a welsh mountainside.

He calls 118118 on his mobile and gets the number of a local garage, about an hour later the machanic turns up and has a look under the bonnet.

He close's the bonnet and says to the Eskimo in a broad welsh accent "Well, Boyo! It looks like you have blown a seal!"

The Eskimo replies "SO WHAT! YOU FUCK SHEEP!"